Kids Halloween Jokes

Happy Tuesday. October is flying by. Halloween is just a few weeks away. Our house is decorated, kids have their costumes, and we are already discussing all the trick or treating plans. Today I am linking up with Ashley and Erika and you blog about anything and everything. 

In April I talked about Our Easter
In March I talked about Potty Training
In September I invited other bloggers to join in a new Link Party
(still looking for cohosts for new years link party)

We have an 8 year old who loves jokes. She likes to take my iphone and tell Siri jokes and ask her for jokes, then gets mad when she doesn't understand and argues with her. What did we do before Siri? (now I need an echo so she doesn't have to take my phone)

I was scrolling around on Pinterest and saw a bunch of really cute Halloween lunch box jokes. Ella always gets a handwritten "I Love You, Have A Wonderful Day..." note in lunch box. I printed a bunch out the jokes out to put in her lunch everyday also. I plan on also sharing jokes at the dinner table or on car rides for some fun. It is also a great way to spend quality time with your kids while having some fun. This could become a new fun tradition. 

Here are a bunch of kid friendly Halloween jokes. I linked a bunch of the Halloween lunch box jokes printables at the bottom.

Q - What do you call a witch at the beach?
A - A Sandwich

Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A - He didn't have the guts.

Q - Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?
A - Because everyone was a Goblin

Q - What do birds do on Halloween?
A - They go trick or tweeting.

Q - Where do movie stars go on Halloween?

Q - What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
A - Lazy Bones

Q- How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Latern?
A- With a pumpkin patch

Q - Why was the little ghost crying?
A - Because he wanted his mummy.

Q - Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A - He was a pain in the neck

Q - What do witches put on their hair?
A- Scare Spray

Q - What song do vampires hat?
A - You Are My Sunshine

Q - How do you open a door at a Haunted House?
A - A Skeleton Key

Q - Where do mummies for a a swim?
A- The dead sea

Q - Who did Frankenstein bring to the dance?
A - His Ghoul Friend.

Q - Why did Dracula go to the library?
A - He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into

Q - What did the Ghost put on his ice cream?
A- Whipped Scream

Q - Why can't you tell a skeleton a secret?
A - Because it goes in one ear and out the other

Q - What is the first sign your house is haunted?
A - The sheets are missing

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1 comment

  1. Thanks for the giggle! Visiting from the welcome wed link up.


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